Joey spends months slaving over a hot accordion so that he can keep delivering salacious stories and hot-tub soft porn to his readers and managed to claw his way to the top of the Blogware pops.

Barb mentions "breasts" and "cabbage" in the same post just once and dethrones AccordionGuy as the hottest Blogware powered weblog in one fell swoop.

Wow.

The force is powerful in the Tanglao clan. Can Darth deVilla strike back?