Now I'm getting joke-spam?
It wasn't even that funny the first time I got it - in 1996
At least the Dems have a sense of humor.
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Subject: FWD: The Top 10 Ways That Life Would Be Different If Microsoft Built Cars
Date: Fri, 26 Mar 2004 20:27:09 -0500
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Message-ID: <auto-000020732355@fr1.webmaillogin.com>The Top 10 Ways That Life Would Be Different If Microsoft Built Cars:
10. Seats would require everyone to have the same size butt.
9. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas (tm).
8. The U.S. Government would be GETTING subsidies from an automaker.
7. The oil, alternator, gas, and engine warning light would be replaced by a single "General Car Fault" warning light.
6. Apple would make a car that was solar-powered, five times as reliable, ten times as fast, but would only run on 30% of the roads.
5. In order to upgrade anything, you would have to buy a whole new car.
4. You could only have one person in your car at a time, unless you bought Car XP or Car NT, but then, you'd have to buy more seats.
3. Every time the lines on the road were repainted, you'd have to buy a new car.
2. Occasionally, your car would just die for no reason, and you would have to restart it. For some strange reason, you would just accept this as normal.
1. People would get all excited about the new features in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in other brands for years.
Forward this to all who might think it funny!
