Great. AccordionGuy is giving OperaMan tips on rapping. Dre is going to freak.

Marc's Voice:

So I'm telling yah momma 'bout some coolio trips
round the world of yummy dinners 'bout some micro-content tips
"yah hear about those Tucows dudes - wit there slamming APIs?"
"Oh you mean those whois, whatis, doThat dat 'bout my API slap ties?"

Well yah I suppose the Tucows APIs will fit the match
They seem to fit into the criterria of open source and some tasty batch
Processing that is - like a wiz kids special deal
And so here we go on roadshows with some standards spiel

I've been known to rap once in a while myself. In high school, we'd occasionally pull out this little ditty...

I'm a Transconian, don't give me no crap
When I do my Transcona rap...
Drive a GMC, like the NBA
voted NDP on election day...

...boombachucka, boombachucka, boombachucka, boom....
...boombachucka, boombachucka, boombachucka, boom....

We have three 7-11's
and the Tang*
...what rhymes with "tang"?

...boombachucka, boombachucka, boombachucka, boom....
...boombachucka, boombachucka, boombachucka, boom....

*Pronounced "tan-juh" - a short form of "Tangerine", the name of a seedy video arcade that used to be on Regent Avenue right in the heart of T'cona....

There was more that I don't remember. Dave Banman, a friend of mine who has since passed away, came up with the very astute lyrics...