At the end of the world, there will still be... spam: "There are rumors the government has a vaccine. There are rumors spreading that all manner of things -- high dosages of antibiotics, ultraviolet rays, crystals, freezing temperatures, heroin -- will protect you from death by flu virus. There are rumors that China has detonated nuclear warheads over its own cities trying to burn away the epidemic. There are rumors that the Queen is already dead, and that Tony Blair and George Bush have been whisked away to a secret flu-free base in Antarctica."