Welcome to the RTDM Generator

Rather than going through all of the pain and suffering associated with attempting to transfer a domain name from Network Solutions to another registrar (which is inevitably futile), you can save yourself the trouble and simply use the RTDM Generator.

This technology was covertly stolen from Network Solutions who apparently used it as the core software behind their outbound-response transfer mechanism. I am proud to be able to allow the rest of the world to use this astounding technology.

Instructions:

Simply type in the domain name that you wish to transfer in the box below and hit the submit button. The RTDM Generator will then carefully examine the status of your domain name, the current environmental conditions, the Afghani political climate and hundreds of other factors and then provide you with a transfer denial message custom made for you. For a nominal additional fee, this message can then be framed and shipped to you for display in your office or home. Imagine the satisfaction of being able to show-off your brand-new transfer denial message to your friends, co-workers and family!

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Note: For the humor impaired, this site is meant as a joke, a parody, a laff, a giggle, etc.,etc. To be honest, I'm sure that the fine people at Network Solutions are doing a fine job.