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I am online morons. If you can't bother to send me a text formatted equivalent along with the bloated version (which I didn't request BTW) then don't waste my time with a page slap.

And BTW - those sandwiches that you decided to start feeding us in place of your inflight meal service are simply awful. I can't believe that you've added insult to injury and are charging us real money to buy these from you.