*****VIRUS WARNING*****
There is a new virus - code name is "Work." If you receive "Work" from
your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else, do not touch "Work" under
any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely.
If you should happen to come in contact with this virus follow these steps:
1. Put on your jacket and take two good friends and your cash, go
straight to the nearest pub.
2. Order three drinks and repeat this 13 or 14 times... you will find
that "Work" has been completely deleted from your memory.
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Forward this virus warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you
realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already
infected by this virus and "Work" already controls your whole life.