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A Nation of Irrelevants and Good Golfers

The only thing stranger than a Canadian winning the Masters is the American women's teamnbspclaiming top seat at thenbspWorld Curling Championships. I'll guarantee that there are a bunch of people in Winnipeg wondering if its too late to get Debbie back on the cold side of the border.

Speaking of Canada as a tourist destination, I wonder if Bush gave Jean a decent excuse when he cancelled an upcoming trip to Canada this past weekend. If he didn't, here's a few that might fit the bill...

1. The Secret Service won't let me go.
2. I didn't know he was going to die.
3. Canada didn't give me enough notice.
4. Mexico said it wasn't important anyways.
5. I've already been to Canada.
6. I sent Clinton to talk to him instead.

Unfortunately, the sad truth is that Chretien would picknbspfibs out as lame ducks a mile away - he's already used them all.